New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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