Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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