Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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