I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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