Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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