We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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