apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize