halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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