she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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