NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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