I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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