Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Also, beer. Big fan.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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