Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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