just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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