How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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