Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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