do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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