just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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