she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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