remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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