Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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