I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Even the bartender felt bad for me
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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