My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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