The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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