just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
