She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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