I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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