I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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