he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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