I wanna bring you to show and tell
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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