She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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