Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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