So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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