Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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