Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
