You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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