Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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