If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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