I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
