she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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