physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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