i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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