we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
