Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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