Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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