just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
