Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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