Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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