Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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