Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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