Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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