i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm bleeding and have questions
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