Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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