Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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