Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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