Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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